Monday, November 16, 2009

Top ten reasons to hunt Black Widows

10. These spiders lay 200 eggs at a time and they are not permanently moving to my neighborhood.
9. Small children gravitate to places these spiders love
8. It is a great excuse to remove all the trash from the yard
7. There is no time like the present to give that garage a good clean
6. I want to organise my garden stuff and put it all in sealed plastic bags
5. fingers boy I like those fingers
4. It is like this terrible wild life safari except the wild poisonous animal lives in your home.
3. think of the children
2.Vacuuming them little critters is fun
1. It is a great excuse to clean the whole house!

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