9. The Belt of Truth can and will drop from around the slim waist of the three year old down to his knees or ankles thereby proving you can be tripped up by the truth.
8. No matter how hard you try the shield of Faith is not the breast plate of Faith but when strategically placed can become the backpack of Faith.
7. Everyone wants all the pieces at once thereby giving rise to teaching not to covet, steal and murder.
6. There is apparently a distinction between the BOYS version and the GIRLS version of the Armour of God. The boys is gray with red and the girls is white with purple. Who knew! I thought white with purple seemed more regal.
5. When teaching this lesson the three year old should not have the sword and the shield at the same time!
4. It is sweet to see the three year old dressed in the full armour.
3. It is hysterical to see the large 12 year old forced into the flexible plastic pieces of armour.
2. The children might actually learn how to fight practicing on one another
1. Those Shin guards of the preparation of the Gospel of peace are really hard to defend as shoes. They do not work as shoes or as spats. It just does not work so there. :P
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