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Rosanna Danna Banna here with the news interpreter commentator for today. 
With all this business of Killing Bill, I do not know what to think.  I know that Bill was once the President of the United States but I do not think that it is a good thing to put up signs to kill him.  Now I know he did some things which were questionable like Monica Lewinsky and Whitewater but really a mob now is kind of late....oh wait  some one is here explaining to me something.  Oh, oh I get it KILL the BILL.  That makes more sense What bill? http://blogs.investors.com/capitalhill/index.php/home/35-politicsinvesting/1563-20-ways-obamacare-will-take-away-our-freedoms Oh my sorry! I got that wrong.

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When you take a moment and listen to that inner voice what is it telling you?

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My tired and sick baby was almost asleep the other day while nursing and sneezed.  Faster than I could grab a tissue this child had his little hand wrapped around my blouse and wiped his nose.  What a  Boy!  Is it any surprise that I have more shirts that the rest of my household combined?  Is it any wonder I have the biggest laundry pile and the most to put away.
In lesser news snail trails are on the rise while wee ones are on the decline.

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There is no wisdom in teaching a young child not to blow out the table candles on the same day you teach him to blow out his birthday candles.    It is best to wait until both types of candles are not present on the table at the same time and have the child blow out his candles.  But be warned, older children apparently get confused in this circumstance as well  and desire to blow out the younger siblings candles and the table candles.   Many a birthday can be ruined by one over zealous sibling with really strong breath.  This is not to be confused with relatives visiting after consuming too much onion or garlic for as we all know this breath knocks out but does not blow out.  Nor is it to be confused with the very talkative visitor he is a wind bag but blows nothing out except others enthusiasm.

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In a large family when two or more conversing adults are gathered together many small children will surround the adults and speak loudly preventing all intelligent conversation. It is guaranteed or your children back.

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It is with the greatest regret that I am to inform you that I am not feeling funny today. You will not get anything remotely silly out of me. If you try you will be terribly disappointed and I will be forced to prove to you that there is not even the remotest possibility that there could be even the slightest chance that there could be even a snicker, laugh or tickle to be given. Nor will you find a snort chuckle or ha. Tears will not roll down your cheeks nor will you find any surprises in your shorts. Nope, nothing funny here. Now move along.

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Why is it that when I go to my quiet place to think it is only after I am completely engaged that I realize there is no paper on the roll?

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All reports state that nothing truly funny happened today. A case of slightly funny was thought to have been observed only to discover that it was not truly funny at all.
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In lesser news, honey ants have invaded the kitchen. The children observed that when the ants lap up the liquid poison their bellies swell and much to the delight of the children the ants then explode.
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It is always important to put away the brown clay if you have a cat. When visitors see the baby pick up a small roll from the floor and put it in their mouth they always assume the worst.